Mobility That Survives a Hard Week
The stretching routine you will actually do, which is the only kind that works. Ten minutes, no equipment, aimed at the joints combat sports actually punish.
Forty-five minutes is why you quit the last one
Almost everyone reading this has started a stretching routine before. It came from a video, it took most of an hour, it needed a band and a block and a wall, and it lasted eleven days.
That is not a discipline failure. It is a design failure. A mobility routine competes for the worst time in your day — late, tired, after a session, with other people needing you — and anything that takes forty-five minutes loses that competition every time. So the routine below is ten minutes, needs nothing but a floor, and is deliberately unimpressive. It is the version that survives a hard week, which is the only version that does anything.
The joints this sport actually punishes
General stretching routines spread themselves evenly over a body. Combat sports do not load a body evenly, so there is no reason to.
Six areas carry almost all of it. Hips, because kicking asks for range and guard work asks for the opposite extreme of the same joint. Shoulders, from overhead positions, grip fighting with a straight arm, and posting. Ankles, from pivoting barefoot on a mat and from the mechanics of every round kick you will ever throw. Thoracic spine — the upper and mid back — which rotates in literally everything and is the first thing to stiffen in anyone with a desk job. Neck, which grappling loads for hours a week and which nobody trains until it hurts. And wrists, which take punching, posting and sprawling and get no attention at all until they stop working.
Hit those six and you have covered the overwhelming majority of where martial artists get tight and where the small chronic problems in the injuries martial artists actually get tend to start.
When to do it, and the stretching argument
The gym version of this is "static stretching before training makes you weak." The honest version is more nuanced, and worth getting right.
Long, held, passive stretches immediately before explosive work do appear to blunt power and speed a little, temporarily, particularly when they are long holds. The effect is real but it is smaller than the internet claims and it is short-lived. The more practical objection is a different one: cold tissue being pulled into end range by someone who is about to go and do something violent is not a great sequence, and it does nothing to prepare you for the session.
So the sensible split is this. Before training, move — joints through their range, actively, gradually bigger, plus whatever gets you warm. Arm circles, hip circles, slow kicks rising to higher ones, a few rounds of shadow work. After training, or on a day of its own, hold things. That is when your tissue is warm, nobody is about to test your power output, and you are already in gym clothes on a floor.
Both of those are called mobility work and they are not the same job. The first prepares you. The second is where range actually gets built.
Hips: the two that matter most
Kneeling hip flexor stretch. Kneel on one knee with the other foot flat in front, roughly like a lunge but with the back knee on the floor. Put a folded towel under the knee if it complains. Now tuck your tailbone slightly — think of flattening your lower back rather than arching it — and ease your hips forward an inch or two. You should feel it at the front of the hip and top of the thigh of the kneeling leg. Hold while you breathe slowly, maybe thirty to sixty seconds, then swap. This is the one that undoes sitting down all day, and it is the one that makes kicks higher.
Seated figure-four. Sit on the floor or a chair. Cross one ankle over the opposite knee so the crossed leg forms a rough figure four, and let that knee fall open. Keep your back long and lean your chest gently forward from the hips. You should feel it deep in the glute and outside of the hip. Hold, breathe, swap. If sitting on the floor is uncomfortable, do it in a chair; the chair version is not a lesser version.
Ninety-ninety, if you want one more. Sit on the floor with one leg bent in front of you at a right angle and the other bent out to the side at a right angle, both legs resting on the ground. Sit up tall. Then slowly rotate your torso toward the front leg. This one teaches hips to rotate, which is most of what guard retention and pivoting are.
Ankles and feet
Kneeling ankle rock. On hands and knees, bring one foot forward so it is flat on the floor and your knee is over it. Keeping the heel down — the heel staying down is the whole exercise — rock your knee forward over your toes, then back. Slowly, maybe ten to fifteen times each side. This is the single most useful ankle drill for anyone who pivots or kicks, and almost nobody does it.
Ankle circles and toe spreading. Sitting down, draw slow circles with each foot in both directions, then spend a minute pulling your toes apart and pointing and flexing them. Feet take a surprising amount of a martial artist's load and get treated as furniture.
Shoulders and wrists
Doorway chest opener. Stand in a doorway, forearm flat against the frame with your elbow at about shoulder height, and step through gently until you feel a stretch across the front of the chest and shoulder. Do not force it. Shoulders are the joint most likely to let you bully them into a position they will complain about later.
Floor slides. Lie on your back, knees bent, arms out to the sides at shoulder height with the backs of your hands on the floor. Slide your arms slowly overhead along the floor and back down, keeping your lower back from arching off the ground. This finds whatever is restricting overhead range without loading anything.
Wrist rocks. On your hands and knees, place your palms flat with fingers pointing forward, and rock gently forward and back. Then turn the hands so the fingers point backward toward your knees and rock again, far more gently — this one is sensitive and you should go nowhere near your limit. Then make fists, place the knuckles down, and rock a little there too. Boxers who do this have wrists that still work in their forties.
Thoracic spine: the one with the biggest payoff
Open book. Lie on your side with your knees bent and stacked, maybe resting them on a cushion, both arms straight out in front with palms together. Keeping your knees where they are, lift the top arm and sweep it in a wide arc across your body toward the floor behind you, following it with your eyes and letting your upper back rotate. Go as far as is easy, breathe out, come back. Eight to ten each side.
Thread the needle. On hands and knees, slide one arm underneath your body and across, palm up, letting that shoulder and the side of your head come toward the floor. Hold a few breaths, then unwind and reach that arm up toward the ceiling. This is rotation and shoulder in one movement, which is why it earns its place in ten minutes.
Neck: gently, and only gently
The neck gets the shortest section because it needs the most restraint. What is useful here is slow, unloaded, small movement. Turn your head slowly to one side as far as is comfortable and come back. Tilt your ear toward your shoulder without lifting the shoulder. Draw your chin gently back as if making a double chin, then release. Each of those a handful of times, under no load, with no hand pressing on your head.
What is not useful: forcing range, hanging weight from your head, bridging hard as a stretch, or letting a training partner stretch your neck for you. Grapplers get stronger necks from grappling. They do not need anyone pulling on them.
How to actually keep doing it
Attach it to something that already happens. The twenty minutes after you get home from training. While the kettle boils. On the floor in front of whatever you were going to watch anyway — this routine is entirely compatible with television, and that is a feature, not a compromise.
Do not track it, do not score it, and do not try to make it longer once it is going well, because making it longer is how it dies. If you miss four days, start again on the fifth without the self-recrimination; there is no streak to lose.
Progress here is slow and shows up sideways. You notice the kick that used to be at rib height is at chest height. You notice you can turtle up without your neck complaining the next day. You notice you stop spending the first ten minutes of every class waiting to loosen up. That is the whole return, and it is a good one.